Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The next CEO of USA,

Who is Willard Mitt Romney?
Who is he really?
Who was supposed to rescue the constitution as it was foretold to be hanging from a thread and much in need of rescuing?
What is a prophecy?
"In 2012 the world will end and Willard Mitt Romney will be President of the United States," some have thought, or, "someone else will be President", some have thought.

Oh' John McCain, "how do you blast an asteroid from its trajectory?"
How is it that stiff conservatives and liberals alike are tainted by you and Mr. Lieberman?

Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton has experience.

If Barack Obama had a son, where would he live?
Little Barack Arkansas.
What is Barack Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackolli.
What is Barack Obama's favorite genre of music?
Either Baroque or Barock and Roll.


How many Presidential candidates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 comments:

rr said...

The little Barack Joke is from Sarah.

Mental Produce said...

"How many presidential candidates does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Depends upon how many of them it took to unscrew the old one.

Reese